Wednesday, September 18, 2013

First times are always special.

Out of all the weird things Pam experienced today, the weirdest would be Pam's first visit to gynecologist. Especially that the doctor was a men, who seemed to have a great fascination for women's vaginas. It started all with a small chat with the doctor, who enthusiastically told Pam that what matters for him is to establish relations with his patients based on trust. Like in psychologist's office. And after a long lecture about how the contraception pills are not as evil as they are saying, he started the basic examination. Which was even weirder. He was doing stuff while asking about Pam's job, about tourism industry, and during ultrasound he was exclaiming 'What a beautiful vagina!', 'Look!', 'Ovary!!!'. Pam was not sure whether to cry or laugh. Or like the doctor was talking about younger patients coming to him, but then correcting himself that yes, Pam is still young, don't worry, there are also over 25 years old girls coming too, he was comforting. No, it's impossible to trust a gynecologist who looked to thousands of vaginas in his life, though Pam while paying an enormous total price for the examination. Once a year is hell enough!



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